DONALD TRUMP VALET INC!
100 dollars is a lot of money to me as I am sure it is to most people. How often is it that you go out either in day-to-day life or even out on the town and actually have 100 dollars cash or more in your pocket? Probably not to often.
If you’re like me you have a few bucks and your trusty credit card. Why would you need that much cash on you? (Unless you don’t have a credit card or plan on doing something illegal with it……….)
So lets say youdon’t have a credit card, lost it or whatever. You put a 100 dollar bill inyour pockets and hit the town in the Big D. Lets see you what you can do and cant do.
1. You can take your date or buddy to the Dallas Mavericks game with parking and hot dogs. No you wont be sitting courtside but the upper level seats have great views and are a lot of fun!
2. You can catch a Southwest flight to Austin and have enough left over to party on Sixth Street. Of course you will have to hitchhike back…
3. You can go to a sports bar and get trashed watching a Dallas Stars game. You can’t get two of their seats for 100 bucks, park and also eat…I’m not even sure you can get two of their seats…
4. You can buy two and ½ girls a drink with tip at GhostBar. What’s the point, you’re notgoing to be able to get them drunk…
5. If your like me you can go to Best Buy and purchase the last three seasons of Sex In The City and watch them all back to back over the course of the weekend. That will cost you just under 90 dollars. You have 10 dollars left for a premium bottle of MD 20/20.
Lets talk about the one thing youcannot do in parts of Dallas for less than 100 dollars… What’s your guess?
The answer is………… VALET PARK! You heard me right. In Victory Park(home of the Dallas Mavericks although they have their own reasonable parking) if it is an event night at the American Airlines Center and you want to hit the bars in the areas, the prime curbside valet will cost you ONE HUDNRED DOLLARS! I couldn’t believe it! 100 DOLLARS TO VALET PARK IN DALLAS, TEXAS!
Now I have been known to become mentally divergent when I am off my medication so I had to blink my eyes a few times to be sure I was not in my alternate “LA Rock Star” world…
Did I pay? NOPE! I SHOWED THEM! I drove to the market, bought a 6dollar six pack, went home and filled out my application for the next season of Donald Trump’s “The Apprentice” If some guy in Dallas can convince someone to pay 100 dollars to valet their car,Donald may not be such an idiot after all……….
