Saturday, March 1, 2008

ATTACK OF THE OBAMAROIDS!

(WASHINGTON) CNN has learned that President George W. Bush has will soon announce what he terms   a “historic news conference” of what his press secretary terms an announcement of unprecedented scientific and political significance.   While the administration has been tightlipped on any further details, CNN has been able to obtain certain key details which are admittedly both stunning in frightening in their national and world significance.   CNN has learned that an announcement will be made that the question of whether we are alone in the universe may have been answered and in this answer is a significant national and world security threat.   President Bush is considering a complete recall of the National Guard from the Middle East as well as reinstating the draft to deal with this threat. 

It appears that for the past 3 years there have been breaches of United States airspace by extra-terrestrial crafts which have deposited millions of undetected “pods” hidden in rural farm fields and uninhabited terrain in both the United States, Canada.   It appears that after a three week “gestation” period, these pods have hatched humanoid creatures which the Bush administration as termed “OBOMAROIDS”……….

CNN has learned that these “OBAMAROIDS” when fully developed appear completely human to the naked eye and communicate both verbally, telepathically and have mind control capabilities.  The presence of these OBAMAROIDS was first detected through a mysterious signal that seemed to be emanating from all OBAMA GIRLS  on YouTube.   A team of decryption specialists at MIT has been able to determine that the source of the signal is a previously undetected satellite of unknown origin orbiting the earth.   While the meaning of much of the signal is still unknown, it has been determined that part of the signals transmits the message “OBAMA RULES………  “It has also been determining though brain scans that there is a definite mind control component to the signal. It is unknown how long this signals has been transmitted and how many people have been infected by it………  

CNN has also learned that THE OBAMA GIRLS have been detained by the FBI and are being held in a specially fortified holding cell in Guantanamo Bay. This cell is designed to prevent any type of signals going in or out…..

Scientists from all over the world have alleged come together in a secret location at AREA 51 in New Mexico to hopefully determine the extent of the invasion and whether the signal has affected the internet……

CNN has also learned that specially designed sunglasses are being developed that would be able to spot these OBAMAROIDS in their alien form.  One MIT scientists speaking anonymously due to national security concerns stated when seen in their alien form , these OBMAROIDS where ugly, “lizard like” creatures……

Presidential Candidate Barack Obama  was unavailable for comment……

Stay tuned for part 2 of this special CNN special report entitled ATTACK OF THE OBAMAROIDS……..

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

GENETICALLY ENGINEERING YOUR CHILD BECAUSE YOUR BACK HURTS

I was watching Law and Order SVU last night and one of the sub-plots was about a couple who had a genetic defect which caused her to grow abnormally. The family was giving her medication to permanently stunt her growth. Detective Benson had a huge problem with the ethics of such treatment. The episode also included an interaction will a girl who had the treatment done to her and had grown up and was very happy and normal other than her small stature. Below is the real life case this is based on and the article I wrote when it happened…. 

ORIGINAL POST - JANUARY 10, 2007:

(CNN)”Ashley’s parents have stunted her growth to keep her at 4 feet 5 inches. Their daughter has severe physical and mental disabilities. They say the treatment is for her comfort and to make it easier to carry her and include her in family activities.

The parents don’t want their names used or to speak about the treatment they chose beyond the explanation posted on their website. But the case of their daughter has created a medical and ethical controversy.

The parents don’t want their names used or to speak about the treatment they chose beyond the explanation posted on their website. But the case of their daughter has created a medical and ethical controversy.

“Ashley is a little girl who is unable to talk and unable to walk and interacts with individuals like a baby would,” says Dr. Douglas Diekema, a pediatrician and ethicist at the Children’s Hospital and Regional Medical Center in Seattle, which has worked with the family. “She can’t do anything for herself. She really needs help feeding and dressing and moving about. She’s completely dependent on other people for care.”

So when endocrinologist Daniel Gunther, also a doctor at the Seattle hospital, suggested stunting their daughter’s growth, the family did research, then asked the hospital to help.
Diekema, a member of the ethics committee that met, agreed that the treatment was the best thing for the girl.

“Ashley’s life is her family,” says Diekema. Like a baby, she has a very small world, and it’s “all about her parents and her siblings. It’s very important to the parents to provide as personal a level of care as they can. Dad would much prefer to pick her up in the morning out of bed and give her a hug and carry her to the chair and carry her from the chair to the car for as long as he can do that physically.”

The treatment was highly unusual. For several years, until recently, Ashley was given massive doses of estrogen. That stopped her from growing beyond her child’s size. And doctors removed her uterus and breast tissue.

The parents now refer to this as “Ashley’s Treatment” and say it could benefit other children like Ashley.
Diekema, the hospital ethicist, thinks it would be used only in the rarest of cases.

“Would it be inappropriate with somebody who had a capacity to develop at a greater level? Very possibly. I would never advocate this for a child with Down syndrome, for example,” Diekema says.
Many parents of severely disabled children worry about how to care for their children as they grow older and bigger. These families rely on in-home aides and mechanical lifts. But those solutions are not perfect.

“This is a very common problem,” says Dr. Jeffrey Brosco, a pediatrician and ethicist at the University of Miami. “Just last week, I was mourning with a family because their 19-year-old son is over 200 pounds.” His behavior is more aggressive, so the parents have moved him into a group home. They were unable to care for him at home.

Many parents of children with severe disabilities face this dilemma: What do they do when they’re not physically able to care for the child? Still, Brosco is worried about the solution in Ashley’s case. He’s written about it in the medical journal Archives of Pediatrics and Adolescent Medicine, responding to an article by Ashley’s doctors. He says it’s not clear how well Ashley’s treatment will work, whether it really will keep her small and comfortable. And there might be side effects, like seizures, for a girl who already has severe disabilities.

He’s worried about doing odd medical treatments on disabled people — a group with a history of forced sterilizations and euthanasia.
But Brosco is particularly worried about all the focus on this one case in Seattle .

“I’m concerned that the attention being paid to Ashley’s case might divert our attention from the larger social and political issue, which is that we are not doing a good job in helping [families] keep their adult children at home,” he says.

Brosco says what families really need are in-home aides, technology to help them with chores such as lifting and other support. As compelling as Ashley’s case may be, it has little to do with the everyday struggles of families who care for children with severe disabilities.”

http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/conditions/01/04/ashley.treatment.ap/index.html

HERE IS MY ARTICLE:

I will first state that I am not a parent of a handicapped child or any children for that matter. I am neither a scientist nor a physician. I had never even heard of this use of science/medicine for this purpose before this article. I could research the hell out of this and write a thesis but I will give a shorter view of how I feel.

I will never ever second-guess the decisions of those whose shoes I will probably never walk in where they are making decisions they deem in the best interest of their children. That is what parents do. That is what they are supposed to do. I won’t criticize an individual decision. However, I will second-guess the overall ethical use of the science and those who made this alternative available to the parents. I am fairly certain it didn’t come to the parents in a dream.

What is the intended purpose of the medicine/science versus how it was used here?

It is absolutely a good thing that medicine and science often lead to other uses for that same medicine and science. Without knowing more about this particular medicine (and it could be a completely bogus analogy), I will use stem cell research. All religious objections aside, the main objections are not to the intended use of the science.

I think most agree (except those with religious objections) that the idea of using stem cells to cure otherwise incurable disease is the intended use and is beneficial. 

The objections are as to individual, personal uses that are not within the scientific realm of the intended uses - uses which are inflicted on specific individuals where the greater good has not really been hashed out. That is the issue I have here.

Was this a decision made solely by the parents in their best interests and not the child’s? I don’t know. They obviously claim differently and since there was no legal challenge, that is all that counts. Legally the standards are almost always what is in the child’s best interest. I do not fault the parents for acting in their own best interests. Again, walk in their shoes. I will also believe it’s true that what was done may have in fact been the child’s best interest in this particular situation. That is not the point.

Is what was done to this child the intended use of the science pushed on her without her consent? She is someone’s child but she is still a human being. 

Some may argue that this really was not genetic engineering, but a combination of accepted types of surgery and medicine. That is form over substance. Accepted for what purpose? The genetically predestined course of this child’s life was altered through science. That is the essence of genetic engineering. I take issue when non-medically or scientifically accepted science for a particular purpose is pushed on an individual or a group of individuals solely to make the life of another group easier.

I could make some historical analogies here but I won’t. I will simply conclude by stating that this is the essence of selective genetic engineering which scares me a little - keeping the weak weak or getting rid of them in order to make the strong stronger and their lives easier, at least in their minds.

©2007 Brian Cuban



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Saturday, December 22, 2007

WHEN CHILDREN GO WRONG WHOSE TO BLAME

Teenagers are shooting up malls, Teenagers are shooting up schools and churches. Amish school children are gunned down. Young adults torturing and fighting helpess animals. I see some blog posts  on Facebook and worry if the teenager is the next CNN story……What do these crimes say about the state of affairs in this country?

Since Columbine, there have been over 215 school shootings! After the last two mall shootings We can now put malls in a dubious category all their own. What do we do? We are starting to see airport-style “lockdowns” of our schools with millions of dollars appropriated for upgrades to front door security, and cameras strategically placed throughout the halls and classrooms - no one in or out without a photograph and verified background check on file. When fingerprint biometric technology becomes cost effective, it may even follow. Are these “Big Brother” tactics acceptable? How do you stop the troubled teenager from gunning down half a mall before that person takes her/her own life. As much as I am willing to accept retrictions that will ensure my children a long and happy life, in practicality there is no level of security that will stop these tragedies.

What horrible events have occurred, and are still on the horizon! No parent should have to endure the misery of their child being either the murdered or the murderer. In the end it always becomes about placing blame. Why? Because that’s all we have left to make us feel human, and reinforce that we are decent people and responsible parents. Has society failed these killers? Has their family support system failed them? How can I possbily rejoice and feel vindication at a long prison sentence or even the death penalty for such troubled souls.

It’s a tough world. Many people don’t grow up with the same advantages as others. Difficult childhoods cause wounds that leave deep scars, both in the ranks of the privileged and underprivileged. Double standards exist, but troubled people don’t all commit murder. Children with hard lives often become brilliant adults who make significant, and even groundbreaking, contributions to society.

Our society does not fail anyone. It simply sets the framework in which people have the opportunity to make the most of what they are given. Parents are the ones who have the ability and responsibility to shape that framework, molding their kids into decent, productive human beings.

I’ll print this out and put this post on my fridge for a daily reminder that I am blessed with children, so that when the inevitable bad thing happens, as it does to every family to a certain degree, I’ll learn from it and look to myself and not “society.” It must be that way, or 2 + 2 will never equal 4.

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Friday, October 19, 2007

PLEASE DONT DOT DATE HIM….. AND GET A RESTRAINING ORDER TO BOOT!ESTRAINING ORDER INSTEAD!

So I came across this “anti-dating” web site. 

http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/ 

It is a site for scorned women to post about guys that havecheated on them, who are married, lied to them, etc etc. I admit I first wentto the site to see if I was on it! Not that I think I am a liar or cheater. Ithink the general consensus would be that I am a nice guy (with some dissentersI am sure) BUT in 7 out of 10 relationships that end for any reason, someone isgoing to be pissed and find a justification to blame the other person tobolster their self-worth. The next thing you know either your photo is up onDon’t Date Him or your accosted by a camera crew from the television show CHEATERS in a Wal-Mart parking lot. Why is it you never see the Cheaters camera crew waiting outside of Nordstroms?? 

In any event,I am proud to say that I my mug was not on the website. Of course since they do not verify anything, I could claim to be womenand put up negative posts about all the guys I know in town just to eliminatethe competition. I’m out on the town, see a guy talking to a girl I like, getthat guys name, throw it up on Don’t Date Him, tell the girl he is up there andthe next thing you know he cant even pay for a date. Those would be someserious “guerilla dating” tatics but I wouldn’t put it past guys orgirls in this town or in any other town for that matter. 

I then put my lawyer’s hat on and thought about it from thatperspective. There is already case law out there about posting defamatoryremarks on web sites and bulletin boards but I wonder if Don’t Date Him isbringing in any click-through advertiser dollars. I would certainly argue thatif they put my photo up, negative comments and all, they are using my likenessto make money without my permission and I want a piece of the pie! 

As to the posts themselves, you can check it out for yourselvesand I will probably get some flak for this but the majority of hard luck guystories said just as much about the sheer stupidity, immaturity and gullibilityof the women involved as it did about the alleged sliminess of the guys. 

The owner of the site was in fact sued by Pittsburgh AttorneyTodd Hollis with regards to posts about him on the site by a couple differentwomen, one of the posts being that he allegedly carried a sexually transmitteddisease. He denies that he does. The owner of the site claims that she shouldnot be liable for the posts of others. The lawsuit has since been dismissedbased on improper venue. That has not stopped the aggrieved men from firingsalvos. There is actually a web site out there trying to collect victims for aclass action. Good luck with all that or in other words….GET A LIFE! 

When a defamatory remark is posted on an internet web site, youhave basically three possible parties who can be potentially sued 1. The personwho posted the remark; 2) the owner of the web site; and 3) the InternetService Provider (ISP) who hosts the web site. The ISP issue is easy. They arefor the most post immune from suits relating to the posting of defamatoryremarks on web sites they host. 

So when Internet America or Southwestern Bell hosts the web site”BrianCubansaScumbag.com , It is a web site for everyone who hates BrianCuban to post nasty things about him. So assuming there were nasty, defamatoryposts about me on this site , I can not sue Internet America or SouthwesternBell . This protection to an ISP is generally provided under Title 47 of theU.S. Code 

So we know we can not sue the ISP, what about the person runningthe web site?. All he did was put up the site. He did not post any defamatorycomments…. He is probably also protected. In 1996 Congress passed the CommunicationsDecency Act, part of which has been stuck down but for the most part is stillin tact. This Act could in fact provide protection to the owner of the site.Where is issues arise is when the site is made aware of defamatory comments andfails to remove him. Would the Act to provide protection? 

What’s the bottom line? 

Quit having affairs and lying to women! 

I know for many guys in this town, that is like asking them towalk on water so in the alternative “Reputation Endangered” men are going toprobably have to track down the girls who put up the posts if they want tocollect. My reaction to that? See previous “Good Luck With All That”translation. 

What is my general “dating take” on this? My take ismore on the sad state of human affairs when we are going to sites like this tobe entertained off the misery, inadequacy and humiliation of others.I amtalking about myself here because I went to the site! I am proud to say howeverthat I have not read the obituaries in a while…….But hey, turn to anytelevision station for your dose of reality television and you will get thesame thing. For that matter go to CNN, TMZ, or Hilton-Perez for the samething…..Thats Entertainment Baby! Gag!!!! 

If your date is going out with Nine other women, really works atJack in the Box and drives a Pinto, spend more time examining your mateselection process and the due diligence you do on them and less time trying tofeel better about yourself by posting goofy shit on idiotic web sites…. Yourway only gets you through the night, my way gets you through your life….. 

I don’t expect to see my name up there but if I ever do, theywill hear from my attorneys not to take my picture down as everyone is entitledto their opinion but to get my cut of the profits

 

 

 

 

 

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