A WHOLE NEW TAKE ON WHEELCHAIR OLYMPICS
(CNN)The mayor of Tampa Florida has officially notified the International Olympic Committee that they will be submitting a formal proposal for new sport to be included at the 2012 Summer Olympics in London. When asked for comment, city officials stated that they hoped their new sport would be included in future games for generations to come. They however were mum on the specifics as the formal proposal had not been submitted.
CNN investigative reporters however were able to get a copy of the proposal. We have learned that the new sport is called the “quad dump”.
The basics of the sport were first developed by the deputy sheriffs at the Hillsborough County Jail by practicing on wheel chair confined prisoners after self review of video capturing deputy sheriffs twice in one month dumping helpless prisoners out of their wheel chair onto the floor.
Mayor Pam Iorio felt there was a certain combination of art and strength needed to effectuate a successful “quad dump” and therefore should be classified as a sport.
When asked for his opinion, Hillsborough County Sheriff David Gee smiled and stated “ we have taken the art of “the dump” to a whole new level.” Our deputy sheriffs are visiting jails all over the state asking for wheel chair confined inmates to volunteer for “quad dump practice” in exchange for a free pack of cigarettes. He went on to confidently state that they would be ready should the new sport be approved. More to follow………
